newtons formulation of his laws:
A Cow was walking. NEWTON stopped it. It stopped.
He found his first law,
"An object continues to move unless it's
stopped".
He gave a FORCE by kicking the Cow, it gave a Sound "MA"!
He formulated the 2nd law, F=MA!!
After sometime the Cow gave a kick to Newton, then he formulated the 3rd Law.
i.e, 'EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL & OPPOSITE reaction
A Cow was walking. NEWTON stopped it. It stopped.
He found his first law,
"An object continues to move unless it's
stopped".
He gave a FORCE by kicking the Cow, it gave a Sound "MA"!
He formulated the 2nd law, F=MA!!
After sometime the Cow gave a kick to Newton, then he formulated the 3rd Law.
i.e, 'EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL & OPPOSITE reaction
7 great qualities of students:...
1) CONSISTENCY: once a zero always a zero !!
2) VOICE MODULATION: Attendance in 5 different voices !!
3) PRESENTATION SKILL: Presenting 1 ans in 5 different ways for 5 different questions !!
4) ART: designing- Classroom desk !!
5) STAMINA: Tolerating teachers for 1-2 hr lecturing !!
6) PERIPHERAL VISION: Checking out a girl/guy siting behind !!
7) HUMANITY: scoring less & giving others a chance 2 Top !!
1) CONSISTENCY: once a zero always a zero !!
2) VOICE MODULATION: Attendance in 5 different voices !!
3) PRESENTATION SKILL: Presenting 1 ans in 5 different ways for 5 different questions !!
4) ART: designing- Classroom desk !!
5) STAMINA: Tolerating teachers for 1-2 hr lecturing !!
6) PERIPHERAL VISION: Checking out a girl/guy siting behind !!
7) HUMANITY: scoring less & giving others a chance 2 Top !!
Newton in romantic mood...
Universal law:
" Love can neither be created norbe destroyed;... only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "
First law:
" A boy in love with a girl, continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continues to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "
Second law:
"The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "
Third law:
"The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping.........
Universal law:
" Love can neither be created norbe destroyed;... only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "
First law:
" A boy in love with a girl, continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continues to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "
Second law:
"The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "
Third law:
"The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping.........
A servant enrolled his donkey in a race & won.
The local paper read: 'SERVANT's ASS WON'.
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey. He gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".The king fainted. Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.
The local paper read: 'SERVANT's ASS WON'.
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey. He gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".The king fainted. Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.
Next day paper read:
"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10".
This was too much, KING ordered the queen to buy back the donkey & leav it to d jungle.
The next day Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE"
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The king died next day!
"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10".
This was too much, KING ordered the queen to buy back the donkey & leav it to d jungle.
The next day Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE"
.
The king died next day!
The simplest way 2 propose :P :P
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Hi, please solve 9x-7i > 3(3x-7u)
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9x-7i > 3(3x-7u)
9x-7i > 9x-21u
-7i > -21u
7i < 21u
i < 3u
i ♥ u :D :D
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Hi, please solve 9x-7i > 3(3x-7u)
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9x-7i > 3(3x-7u)
9x-7i > 9x-21u
-7i > -21u
7i < 21u
i < 3u
i ♥ u :D :D
In Exams,
We Look UP For Inspiration,
DOWN For Desperation,
LEFT And RIGHT For Information…..
We Look UP For Inspiration,
DOWN For Desperation,
LEFT And RIGHT For Information…..
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